How could I have missed this?

It turns out Alan Keyes' daughter is a lesbian. She apparently came out at a PFLAG meeting earlier this month. I can't believe I missed this wonderful IRONIC STORY.

CNN.com: Daughter of conservative Republican calls herself 'liberal queer'

You see, the reason it's ironic is that Alan Keyes has been putting his foot in his mouth all of his life, and he really took a big gulp last year just before the election.

Her father, the Republican candidate for the U.S. Senate in Illinois last year, created a stir in August when he said during an interview that homosexuality was "selfish hedonism" and that Vice President Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter was a sinner.

His actual quote was that if his own daughter was gay, he would tell her that she was being a selfish hedonist. Well, NOW HE GETS THE CHANCE. Isn't it great?