Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Off the streets and away from our women

I forwarded that mouse thing to a lawyer friend of my father's who is interested in such things. His creative response...
I'm more concerned here about the implications of the civil rights of the mice with human brain cells. For instance, do they have the right to vote, and if so, will they be Republicans or Democrats. Also, will they be a productive part of our society, will they work or simply expect to be fed and by the government. Who will pay their Social Security -- not me I hope. Since they only live to be about 2 or 3 years old, will Medicare kick in when they are, say 1 year, 6 months old. This will be unfair to the rest of us Americans who are gettin' real old. And what about all those kids they have! These Humice (Humans + Mice) will bankrupt us in about 3 generations. Of course we can continue to keep them locked up as we currently do. This keeps them off the streets and away from our women. Everyone knows that they will want our women -- as all "lower" races do.

Ted, as you can see, there are a lot of serious questions here to be discussed. I suggest that the next experiment we do is to put mouse brain cells in a baby lawyer or electrical engineer and see what happens. It may lead to an improvement in how we all live.

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