Sunday, July 09, 2006

Because we all love med students . . .

Facebook Group: I'm a Bio Major, Not a Pre-med, Damnit
This group is for all the Bio majors who are sick of everyone assuming that just because we are studying bio we are pre-med majors.

Top Ten reasons to be a Pre-med major:
10) Like being laughed at by Bio majors
9) Afraid of learning real science.
8) Didn't want to miss "The O.C"
7)Too good for Arts and Letters, not quite good enough for College of Science
6) Too lazy to think of something unique
5) You're legacy
4) Bandwagons are awesome.
3) Mayaswell, if you're a bio major, everyone will assume you're a pre-med anyway.
2) Don't like money--Hillary Clinton and socialized medicine are 2 years away, suckers.
1) Too lazy to be a bio major

Possibly the funniest thing I've read all week.

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