Some recent samples:
Five things I’ll bet can be hard for pirates
1. getting decent disability insurance
2. rum allergies
3. sexual harassment from that fancy new bosun
4. irritable bowel syndrome
5. finding one-legged pants that won’t make your hips look too broad
Five people who are much more enjoyable if you imagine them as pro wrestlers
1. Ann Coulter
2. John C. Dvorak
3. Donald Trump
4. John Stossel
5. Tony Robbins
Five kitchen tools that sound kind of dirty
1. chocolate fountain
2. melon baller
3. meat baster
4. boning knife
5. corn holders
Five possible meanings of that Kanji tattoo you can’t read
1. “See Rock City”
2. “L.A. Law / Thursdays at 10″
3. “due diligence”
4. “Kajagoogoo4Evs”
5. “I fellate goats while sporting a tattoo that I was told says
‘Harley Davidson’”
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